snorlaxatives:
i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins
f-r-eckled:
im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math
shakeweights:
my mom told me to get my work done or i’ll hate myself in the morning jokes on you mom i already hate myself
my mom told me to get my work done or i’ll hate myself in the morning
jokes on you mom i already hate myself
hungarian:
sleeping naked is very dangerous bc if someone breaks into your house at night it would be very embarrassing to fight him off while naked